Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Snow hides a multitude of sins

See this:

Snowy Backyard

It’s beautiful. No doggy leavings. No weedy flower beds. Hard to see that the rose bushes desperately need trimming. Well, now that you know they’re rose bushes, you can tell that they desperately need trimming. But whatever.

We were supposed to get another 2-4 inches today. Beginning during the morning rush hour. Such as it is in this neck of the woods. (We whine when it takes more than 20 minutes to get to work.) Since I get to work before the morning rush hour, that made me happy. Of course, it waited until about 30 minutes ago to start. Just the right time to impact my drive home.

Oh well. Rose bushes? What rose bushes?

On the bright side, my husband was very kind to me over the weekend. Since I had to work all weekend HE CLEANED THE BATHROOM. And did the laundry. But did you hear me? HE CLEANED THE BATHROOM.

Yes, in the same week that he sent me the "You were right and I was was wrong" e-mail. Wow. You think he wants hot monkey sex? I think so. Too bad I’m too old and tired for hot monkey sex. Oh yeah, I’ll put out. But not in the hot monkey category.

3 comments:

Jeanette said...

I think I need glasses. I thought I just read that somewhere a HUSBAND cleaned the bathroom...ha! hum...maybe I need my husband to read this post

Sharon said...

Believe me, months of moaning and whining will do wonders! He did a FABULOUS job, though!

Band Nerd said...

Would this have been equally shocking if it said, "The kids cleaned the bathroom"? Probably, but would not have been followed with discussion about hot monkey sex... you might want to keep in mind your audience, Mom, or else not tell your kids about your blog LOL ;P