Thursday, November 13, 2008

A wee bit cranky ...

My life is boring.

That’s why no posts lately. Just work, home to fix dinner, watch the appropriately named boob tube, then bed.

But that’s not why I’m cranky.

About this time last year, I started having a strange problem. Rather than reinvent the wheel, here’s what I posted on my Livejournal about the whole situation:

Well, my brain is normal.

No, really. That’s what the doctor said.

Lots of folks might have a difficult time believing it. But the scan said so.

I had been smelling cigarette smoke even when there was no way it could be present. In my non-smoking office. In my very non-smoking house. In my also very non-smoking minivan. (Yes, that’s what I drive. What’s it to ya?) If I were to walk past someone actually smoking while smelling the phantom odor, I could tell the difference between the real and the illusion, but other than that it was incredibly real. And this was no little whiff of smoke. It was as though someone were sitting next to me smoking and blowing it in my face. And I couldn’t even smack him.

Got real old, real fast. So, I went to the doc-in-the-box. Who said he couldn’t find anything, but here, take these antibiotics just in case. And schedule an appointment with an ENT specialist. Which I did. He also didn’t see anything, but prescribed a steroid burst, after promising it wouldn’t make me go nuts and kill my family. Well, not any more than the general desire to murderize them when the house is trashed and no one can see it but me – apparently I have problems with my nose, but some kind of extrasensory power of sight that can see mess where no one else can. And dirty laundry. And available food for meal prep. What eyes!

Smell was still there.

So the ENT guy scheduled a CT scan. Of the brain. Couple that with the silly internet research on phantom odors which suggested that one potential cause was a brain tumor and you have a very nervous, cigarette-smoke-smelling gal.

But my brain is normal. So they say.

The smell disappeared all on its own a couple of weeks ago. Perhaps it felt that $700 spent on doctor stuff (damn $2,000 deductible) was sufficient. Knock on wood it stays gone.

Well, it’s back. It’s been back for a couple of months now. It made a brief appearance several months after its original disappearance and when I called the ENT doc, he said there was nothing else he could do for me.

Gee, thanks.

I’ve been putting off trying to figure out what kind of doctor I should call next because we already spent a buttload of money on knee doctors. And, well, I hate going to the doctor. And I was hoping it would just go away on its own again.

It hasn’t. And since cigarette smoke is one of my all-time least favorite smells (ranks right up there with the smell of our dog when he’s been rolling in poop), I’ve been somewhat cranky lately. So I guess I’ll have to break down and find a doctor who won’t just throw up his hands in defeat.

In the meantime, if any of you have ever heard of this phantom odor thing and have any idea how to get rid of it, PLEASE let me know. I’ll send cookies! And my family, who is no doubt tired of my cranky butt, will help bake them.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Well, at least THIS is funny ...

Since a lot of the folks I know need something to laugh at today, here's this (from The Onion via Hot Air):

Hmmmm, the video isn't embedded anymore, but it's still possible to view the video - so go here!

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters to Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Monday, November 3, 2008


I went to the grocery store tonight.

Was greeted by a CHRISTMAS TREE in the entrance.

And Christmas music. (When my jaw dropped and I expressed the appropriate horror, my son told me that my daughter had predicted I would respond thusly.)


It's going to be a long holiday season.

Are your loins girded?

I'm feeling like this is the loooooooonnnnnnggggggeeeeesssstttt day in history. Until tomorrow. Which is bound to be just as long. And maybe drunk. Well, me, that is, not the day.

In the meantime, to help you fellow Red Staters gird your loins, you can check out this post on Hot Air.

I've got mix CDs for either eventuality:

McCain/Palin win: Right as Rain, Happy Endings, Looks Like We Made It, I Feel Fine, Picture Perfect Morning, We Are the Champions, Who's Crying Now, etc.

Obama/Biden win: Bad Day, Wreck of the Day, Numb, Wasted, Help!, Hopeless, Heaven Forbid, etc. Oh, and Mozart's Requiem. I think it'll be appropriate.

Gird up!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Old fogie

Have you ever seen the movie The Big Chill? You know how the Kevin Kline character is stuck in the past musically - pretty much listening only to music he listened to in college?

Well, I'm married to his brother. Or at least it feels that way.

Our kids can instantly tell who is singing pretty much any oldie on the radio. And there are pop quizzes from their dad. "Who's singing this?" "The Mammas and the Pappas" or "AC/DC"

Now, they do like to listen to modern music (though, thankfully, neither one of them is into rap or rap-like music). And I also enjoy music that was released in the last decade.

But whenever we're listening to a CD that was released any time after the kids were born, my husband's usual response is "What is this crap?"

He also has issues with the way today's fashions appear to be just goin' right down the ol' tube.

So, that sets up the following conversation during Saturday Night Live's musical guest's performance last night:

Husband: "I guess I don't understand today's style. He should take a bath, comb his hair, shave ..."

Me: "Tuck his shirt in."

Husband: "The least he can do is get some nice clothes ..."

Son: "And a powdered wig."