Tug of war

It’s mine.

I beg to differ. It’s clearly mine.

Well, it sure as hell isn’t YOURS! You just get back to watching
Deal or No Deal and leave this to us!

It’s not YOURS either!!! Don’t you have some laundry you could be doing?

We’ll settle this civilly.

One, two, three …

GO!

Such are the goings on around my house nowadays.